Top Ten Favorite Celebs of All Time:

1. Favorite Hollywood Power Couple: Tie between Beyonce and Jay Z (can they have a kid already) and Speidi, there staged photo ops and overall delusion is just plain entertaining.
2. Favorite Female Rock Stars: Stevie Knicks….Gold Dust Woman, and Gwen Stefani I’ve never seen such good on abs on anyone let alone a 39 year old mother of two.
3. Favorite Website: Texts From Last Night and Ruminations, these types of websites let me know that I am not alone in the world.
4. Biggest Hollywood D-Bag: a three-way tie between Mystery, Jon Gosselin and Ryan Seacrest.
5. Celebrity Kid I’d Love to Meet: Lourdes Leon, why is she 12 years old and more hip than I will ever be?
6. Favorite Hollywood Bad Boy: Chuck Bass/ Ed Westwick, can we all agree that it’s the same person. I once saw him open a bottle of beer with his teeth at a bar, from that moment on I knew it was true love.
7. Hottest Hollywood Mess: Brett Michaels and the Gaggle of Strippers he forces to follow him around at all times..,.im sure they share makeup tips.
8. Next Cast of Dr. Drew Celebrity Rehab: The entire cast of High School Musical 1, 2, and 3…no one is that chipper without harboring some sort of addiction, The Gosselin Kids, Miley Cyrus with her father Billy Ray, and Lindsay Lohan but only because it would be a wise career move.
9. Celebs I Want to Lock in a Room Together: Tyra Banks, I dare her to not talk about herself for an entire hour and Diddy, I dare him not to talk about himself for an entire hour.
10. Reality TV Show I Wish They Would Bring Back: The Surreal Life, watching Janice Dickinson trying to knife Omarosa was just about as funny as watching Chyna taking shots out of a rubber chicken….priceless.